I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
