so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
