all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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