Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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