rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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