i permit you to call me
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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