I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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