I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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