i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Randomize
