Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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