so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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