After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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