I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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