The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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