butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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