i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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