he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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