ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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