just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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