I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I love you. Go after that dick
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