sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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