She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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