At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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