new low.... made out with someone while peeing
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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