It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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