apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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