i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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