You're completely useless in the revolution.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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