I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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