She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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