lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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