Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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