There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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