Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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