You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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