How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
