Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
false alarm. still invincible.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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