Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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