just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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