Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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