Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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