If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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