why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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