U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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