I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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