I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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