had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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