Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Randomize
