Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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