Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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