Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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