I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We talked him into tasing himself.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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