your thong is hanging out like whoa
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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