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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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